These classifieds actually ran in newspapers – a smile for your day…
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. FREE PUPPIES..
Mother , AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents/lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. And the best one?: FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
